Funny sayings!

Ever wondered why do people use certain phrases that just sound weird and don’t fit into normal conversation?? it became one of my "obsessions" so occasionally I try to use some of these sayings in every day life, just because...

- Don’t count your chickens before they hatch (does anyone
own chickens that we know? NO!?)

- Too many cooks spoil the broth (who eats broth anyway?!)

- Cat got your tongue (dude if u r that dumb to find
yourself in that situation u deserve it)

- You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink
(sure u can, he might just drown in the process)

- Face the music (what, like music is scary? lol whatever)

- Back to the drawing board (only teachers use those!)

- Barking up the wrong tree (so there's a right tree then?)

- Like it or lump it (hmm I think I’ll lump it, whatever
that means)

- You can bet your bottom dollar (is that prejudice against
the bottom dollar? FREEDOM AND EQUALITY FOR ALL DOLLARS!!)

- Close shave (well what’s the point in shaving if u don’t do
it properly?)

- The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree (well dude, they
can't fly!)

- Every cloud has a silver lining (bullshit - prove it!)

I'll prob continually update this page as I encounter more weirdoes with funny sayings in the future... yah, I know u all can't wait.